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Remember the compliments you receive, forget the insults 
Remember the compliments you receive, forget the insults; If you succeed in doing this, tell me how. Yeah, I…
Don’t waste your time on jealousy
Don’t waste your time on jealousy; Sometimes you’re ahead, Sometimes You’re behind. The race is long, and in the end,…
Floss
How do you even blog about flossing? Yeah, I get it, it is important and all of that, but seriously!…
Don’t be reckless with other people’s hearts
Don’t be reckless with other people’s hearts, don’t put up with people who are reckless with yours. I am still…
Sing
Sing. Sure. I sing. Just not in public. Except when I have had too much to drink, then I imagine…
Don’t worry about the future
Or worry, but know that worrying is as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubblegum.
The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that never crossed your worried mind.
The kind that blindsides you at 4 pm on some idle Tuesday.
Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth
oh nevermind;
you will not understand the power and beauty of your youth until they have faded
But trust me, in 20 years you’ll look back at photos of yourself
and recall in a way you can’t grasp now how much possibility lay before
you and how fabulous you really looked…
You are not as fat as you imagine.
Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of 99
Wear Sunscreen
If I could offer you only one tip for the future,
Sunscreen would be it
The long term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists
whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience…
I will dispense this advice now…